Space, Time, & Those Who Transcend It

Who doesn't like White Men Can't Jump?  The correct answer would be nobody.  Who doesn't like Jalen Rose and/or Bill Simmons?  The answer to that would also be nobody.  Actually there may be a few detractors in either case, but I'm just going off my own opinion and what I think is right.  I don't have access to polling technology, people.  This is a blog run by one person.  I do the best I can.

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Semi-medium-length-story short, I wanted to illustrate the dynamic duo of Simmons and Rose that now graces the set of NBA Countdown and multiple Grantland podcasts, but in a way that transcends time and space.  Enter Billy Hoyle and Sidney Deane, known space and time transcenders.  But if I may go back to Rose for a second: During these Grantland podcasts, Jalen has a bat on his shoulder at all times.  This is a phenomenal look, but then again Rose has always been a trendsetter (Baggy shorts and black socks say hi).  I gave the Louisville Slugger look a try myself for a little while, but kept getting weird looks in grocery store aisles.  Guess it's not for everybody.  As is the case with the wardrobe stylings of Hoyle and Deane.  Just kidding.  Everyone looks great in early 90s fashion.

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Kate Upton.

National Championship Dance-Off

I am so proud to post what I am pretty is the only BCS National Championship Preview, AFTER the BCS National Championship Game.  That takes real and unadulterated talent.  I have that in dumpsterloads.  I will predict right now Ed Lacy (I call him Ed instead of Eddie because it makes him sound older; that's how much respect I have for him.  That and because he looks like that auto mechanic you really wouldn't want to see again in a dark, confined space.  And he rocks the pacifier mouthpiece.  So he's like an old, scary, over-grown baby who's really good with cars.  I fear I've gone on too much here considering this is still inside of a set of parenthesis...) and T.J. Yeldon (back to original sentence now) will run all over Notre Dame's collective defensive face.  What do you know...that's exactly what they did.  I also predict A.J. McCarron will have a girlfriend that will explode the internet and in the process, Brent Musberger.

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I also predict that in this, the highly anticipated National Dance Craze Dance-Off (copyright pending, I think that name is spectacular), Team Gangnam will convincingly thump Team Dougie.  After all, elephants are know for their innate footwork dancibility, if nothing else.  The computer just red-underlined "dancibility" as I'm typing this like that's not a real word.  I also predict I'm smarter than computers.  Four-for-four on my predictions, so now seems like a good time to stop.  Perfection, yet again.  Like I said, dumpsterloads.

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Katherine Webb.