I am so proud to post what I am pretty is the only BCS National Championship Preview, AFTER the BCS National Championship Game. That takes real and unadulterated talent. I have that in dumpsterloads. I will predict right now Ed Lacy (I call him Ed instead of Eddie because it makes him sound older; that's how much respect I have for him. That and because he looks like that auto mechanic you really wouldn't want to see again in a dark, confined space. And he rocks the pacifier mouthpiece. So he's like an old, scary, over-grown baby who's really good with cars. I fear I've gone on too much here considering this is still inside of a set of parenthesis...) and T.J. Yeldon (back to original sentence now) will run all over Notre Dame's collective defensive face. What do you know...that's exactly what they did. I also predict A.J. McCarron will have a girlfriend that will explode the internet and in the process, Brent Musberger.
I also predict that in this, the highly anticipated National Dance Craze Dance-Off (copyright pending, I think that name is spectacular), Team Gangnam will convincingly thump Team Dougie. After all, elephants are know for their innate footwork dancibility, if nothing else. The computer just red-underlined "dancibility" as I'm typing this like that's not a real word. I also predict I'm smarter than computers. Four-for-four on my predictions, so now seems like a good time to stop. Perfection, yet again. Like I said, dumpsterloads.