Tuesday, January 8, 2013

National Championship Dance-Off


I am so proud to post what I am pretty is the only BCS National Championship Preview, AFTER the BCS National Championship Game.  That takes real and unadulterated talent.  I have that in dumpsterloads.  I will predict right now Ed Lacy (I call him Ed instead of Eddie because it makes him sound older; that's how much respect I have for him.  That and because he looks like that auto mechanic you really wouldn't want to see again in a dark, confined space.  And he rocks the pacifier mouthpiece.  So he's like an old, scary, over-grown baby who's really good with cars.  I fear I've gone on too much here considering this is still inside of a set of parenthesis...) and T.J. Yeldon (back to original sentence now) will run all over Notre Dame's collective defensive face.  What do you know...that's exactly what they did.  I also predict A.J. McCarron will have a girlfriend that will explode the internet and in the process, Brent Musberger.
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I also predict that in this, the highly anticipated National Dance Craze Dance-Off (copyright pending, I think that name is spectacular), Team Gangnam will convincingly thump Team Dougie.  After all, elephants are know for their innate footwork dancibility, if nothing else.  The computer just red-underlined "dancibility" as I'm typing this like that's not a real word.  I also predict I'm smarter than computers.  Four-for-four on my predictions, so now seems like a good time to stop.  Perfection, yet again.  Like I said, dumpsterloads.
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Katherine Webb.

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