First, the explanation. I've had at least 2, maybe even 3, people stop me on the street and ask where all the humorous posts and brilliantly clever pictures have gone. Well the time to come clean is now. I was kidnapped by Somali pirates. They captured me walking out of a Polo Outlet (they clean up at all Tanger locations), and the next 5 weeks were a blur. The only thing I remember is I won my freedom at this game called Runi Tonk, which is odd because I had, and still have, no idea how to play it. But that game saved my life. And this blog. I did lose my polos though.
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Now, the picture. If anyone watches the Scott Van Pelt Show, you are undoubtedly aware of the Best Available Video segment. Every day it churns out people falling down or getting hit in the face or something great. However, there are a couple mainstays that are host and fan favorites. One, "Uzzy" Usman Ahmed getting absolutely dumptrucked. And two, the unnamed Dancing Ginger from Texas Tech who graces us all with a flurry of dazzling moves. Both of these titans are represented in this magical poster, which while has yet to make a Times Square or Bristol billboard, has made it to Russillo's twitter page icon/avatar/whatever those things are called. Good looking out Russillo, good looking out Somali pirates.
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Lauren Perdue.
