Fun With Facial Hair

If James Harden ever decides to cut his Beard, he should stop and think about it, then not do it. It brings joy to the faces of so many people, both wolf-faced and clean-shaven. Not everybody can grow whatever that is on the bottom of his face. If I could, my chin may never again make another appearance. His Beard, and I hope you've noticed that I've been capitalizing it as I feel it deserves the status of a proper noun, is a tribute to dedication, and laziness, at the same time. Let that wash over you for a moment.

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Tried to think of a good looking bearded lady to put a bow on this thing, but none were coming to mind. So we will go with good ol' Rihanna here to try and boost views.

Hunger Games...I Think

*Important Note: Otis "Tapeworm" Jones thought The Hunger Games was something else. Otis is no longer scheduled to participate.

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There. Tried to spin it the best I could. Turns out I probably should have read the book before I decided to illustrate what I thought perfectly encapsulated this timeless piece of literature. But, since we all know that's not a legitimate option (reading is for the birds, hence the the tremendous eyesight), there's really no reason I should be upset. At any rate, Otis is not in the movie, and there's not even a whiff of a competitive eating contest. Just alot of arrows and screaming as far as I can tell. Confusing title, to say the least.

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Jennifer Lawrence.

Mixtape Cover Time

Honored to again work with the great FDA, and produce yet another dynamite mixtape cover. Really think this could go somewhere. And for that reason, I have decided on a new life goal: To be the world's foremost mixtape cartoonist. I don't know exactly how many people have chosen mixtape cartooning as their professional field, but I feel like I could make some noise if I really put my mind to it. We'll see where this goes...don't worry, I'll keep you posted.

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Check out FDA at www.fdamusic.com, slide over to youtube and watch the video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIANWIEYrwI, and then hop on over to ITunes and get the track. I think that's it as far as directions go, no need to overload anyone. Quick, somebody, give me another mixtape project. Seriously.