Thursday, April 26, 2012
I recently had a conversation with Frank Sinatra (not that one, different guy...unrelated). He asked me why I didn't draw more pictures of giant albino barbarian monsters who were also ninjas. I racked my brain for over 3 seconds, but could not give him a good answer. He said since next week was Albinabarian Week, now was as good of a time as ever. Naturally, I agreed.
I realize that a giant albino barbarian monster who is also a ninja is such a genius idea, it will no doubt be turned into a full-length animated feature. Pixar will probably change his name to Darryl, or something ironically funny like that, and it will crush the box office. HBO will begin looking at ways to incorporate an albino barbarian monster who is also a ninja into Game of Thrones. It will be a much grittier character, thus eliminating Darryl as a name choice. Casting will search high and far, and will probably decide on John C. Reilly in a fat suit. All these things will happen and people will make millions of money. But I just want you to remember where you heard it, and with your own 2 eyeballs saw it, first. And if you say it's really Frank Sinatra's idea, I will punch you.