Fun With Facial Hair

If James Harden ever decides to cut his Beard, he should stop and think about it, then not do it. It brings joy to the faces of so many people, both wolf-faced and clean-shaven. Not everybody can grow whatever that is on the bottom of his face. If I could, my chin may never again make another appearance. His Beard, and I hope you've noticed that I've been capitalizing it as I feel it deserves the status of a proper noun, is a tribute to dedication, and laziness, at the same time. Let that wash over you for a moment.

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Tried to think of a good looking bearded lady to put a bow on this thing, but none were coming to mind. So we will go with good ol' Rihanna here to try and boost views.