I can not. It is so. If you are one of the 4 people still checking in on this slab of nonsense, you probably have noticed that there hasn't been much action lately. There is a perfectly good explanation for this. Much like every other sport in the world aside from table tennis and all equestrian events, I am in the midst of a lockout. The ownership of this site (me) and the talent (also me) are currently at odds and, much as lockouts go, the ones that suffer in these situations are the innocent fans and adoring public (you).
So basically, until I resolve this situation with myself, I am withholding any awesome pictures from going on this site. It hurts me more than it hurts you, trust me. When I started this blog, it was always my intention that every post would contain a professional-looking illustration...or an insane finger painting, along with a very well-thought out and informative write-up about the subject matter, origins, thought process, etc. Turns out rules are made to be broken. Who knew. I will leave you with some good news however. Nobody knows myself better than myself, so negotiations should not be that hard. Think I may just give myself some cookies. This could be resolved by the morning.