The Bouncer. It is an overlooked position, filled with joyous times and tremendous, life-altering stories. Bouncers guard the doors to places of congregation, but the doors to their hearts...those they leave unguarded. Get to know one. I immediately apologize. I now realize that sounded exactly like one of those old NBC public service announcements. Cue the shooting star and soothing piano number.
I do respect The Bouncer however, let us not get that twisted, as the youngsters say. Which is why I developed a character primed for his own Pixar full-length feature. His name is Mike, Bouncer Mike. He checks IDs. He does The Heisman on whoever wants it. And he is a hit with the ladies, some of them underage perhaps. Not his problem, he's just following orders. I'm sure once the good folks over at the animation studios get their eyes on this we will see a Bouncer Flick (That's the name I just came up with for this genre...surely this sparks a trend) within the next 12 months.
Well, if you all will excuse me, I have reached my weekly goal of drawing a picture, then coming up with 2 paragraphs of hot garbage to explain it after the fact. Kim Kardashian divorce.