Actually, I did not, but I could see how it may appear that way. I have had over 3 people ask me about the lack of juicing on the site. I can take that one of two ways. The first is that nobody cares I haven't been posting and I am irrelevant. Tough pill to swallow...let's check door number 2, shall we? The American public (I have amassed 85 followers and counting people, need I remind you) is so devastated by my lack of posts that it has lost the ability to either speak or email me its concerns. I will go with the latter view, obviously. Much easier on the soul.
The truth is I haven't been slacking off, just working on some top-secret, super agent kind of projects that I can't post yet. And I picked up a quick temp job loading and unloading books at a library, which really wore me out. I will now stop that story before I lose any more followers. I wanted to come back with a purpose though, because this site is all about culture appreciation. Think that's been fairly obvious to see in past posts. Norman Rockwell is pretty much the standard by which all great drawlers are measured, so this was just my way of showing some respect. Plus, Mr. Rockwell was never around to capture the magical moment that was Jadeveon Clowney's first collegiate sack, courtesy of Aaron Murray, so I tried my best to do it justice. God bless Norman Rockwell. And God bless Jadeveon Clowney.
Meghan Markle. Meghan Markle. Meghan Markle. (Yes, I'm still doing that thing where I tag an extremely attractive female celebrity in hopes of getting more views.)
Editor's note: Not like I have to say it, but Norman Rockwell's is the one on the bottom. These look ridiculous next to each other. Bad idea.