How I Pay Rent

Juice Nation, I've been pretty busy as of late on a couple different projects (I really like the way that reads, makes me look important), hence the reason for the lack of posts. So just to keep my reps up, figured I would post a couple random pics of the soon-to-be world famous O'Bryant Brothers...one for his acting, the other for the most extensive DVD collection of terrible horror movies that fit in a single Case Logic. Somebody call Guinness. The Book of Records people, not the Irish dry stout company.

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Sofia Vergara.

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My buddy Kel wanted a logo for his company (which definitely does not exist), so I happily provided him with one. Really, he just wanted a new profile pic for Facebook. And I get that. It was the least I could do since he and his brother Mosef let me crash out in L.A. with them for 6 months or so. I figured half a year's rent in the most expensive place on Earth was worth a picture. Or at least close enough to it, that I went ahead and put pen to paper. All that's left is a Super Agent Man pic, and my debt will be paid. Come to think of it, I really hope A.J. doesn't read this blog, because I can't escape the feeling that I just created more work for myself. Blast.

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Cameron Diaz. Again. I heard she was the most searched for girl on the internet...sue me.

Big Ol' Kuta

In keeping with the theme of being too lazy to create my own characters and instead drawing other people's, I give you Kuta, copyright of Sean Galloway. But I will not be providing a link to his site. I know I said that in the last post with Mr. Sanford Greene and then broke down, but this time I really mean it. The guy is super talented, and his blog has something like 1700 followers. And by the time this is posted, it may be up to 4000. Really don't think he needs my help as far as traffic goes.

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Eva Mendes.

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Speaking of website traffic, the Juice Follower Count is standing pat right now at 44. I offered a special the other day that the next 6 new followers would receive a free Shake Weight. Apparently that didn't hit home with anybody, so I guess I have to find a new wonder product to give away. Kind of works out in the end though, because I didn't have any Shake Weights. Oh, and in case you were wondering, Eva Mendes has nothing at all to do with this post. But I heard people click on stuff when her name is involved. And on that note...

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Cameron Diaz.

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