It's All About Timing

So my man Bur has been killing me for the last month or so, saying I never post stuff. Saying I said I would put up a new picture every Thursday...which I never said, by the way. But, I'm too lazy to actually go back and check, so he may be right on that one, I don't know. I tried to tell him I've been busy with a lot of projects, real career-oriented, ambitious-type stuff, and that people would understand because afterall, some of us have real jobs and can't just wake up whenever we please, lazily make some afternoon breakfast, and go on about our business. Sorry, some of us live in the real world. But, he wasn't trying to hear that I guess. He told me I needed to do a Leno-Conan cartoon. I told him I'd get to it. 2 months later, this is me getting to it. So, hop in your time machine, to whenever this story first broke, and enjoy...

And Now the Real Fun Begins...

Some of you think that the best part of the NFL Draft is when there is that precious moment on a stage in New York City, where some new millionaire is with 82 of his closest relatives, all decked out in the Official Draft Day hats...a childhood dream realized in front of Chris Berman and a handful of crazy NFL fans. Others may think it is the riveting television that is Mike Mayock, Rich Eisen, PrimeTime himself, and 400 giant men in Under Armour tights running around cones, slide-slide-exploding, and jumping as high as possible in order to touch a plastic doohickey in a near-empty stadium in Indianapolis. I myself, believe the best part of this entire process are the 5 minutes that SportsCenter sets aside from now until April 22 for Mel Kiper Jr., his incredible Kiper hair, and Todd McShay to debate and verbally thrash each other on everything NFL Draft related. The split-screen bantering is second to none. So I made a picture of it. Enjoy.