Allow Me To Reintroduce Myself...

Even though I look over to the column on the right and notice I have less followers than the United States had original colonies, I still would like to believe everyone out there is wondering where all the updates have been. I haven't been sick, just unable to erase fast enough to keep pace with the story of the decade. Obviously, the Tiger Woods saga is a topic that needs to be addressed here on Kev Juice, but as more and more women kept coming out of the woodwork, I kept having to add more and more women in the picture. So eventually, my paper looked like a page straight of "Where's Waldo?", which isn't really my style.

(That was obviously a joke, I would never be as near-sighted as to come up with an illustration that wouldn't work no matter how many Montecito hostesses or Waffle House waitresses came forward. C'mon people, I'm better than that. I've had an idea since Day 2 of "A Golf Club, A Face, and A Fire Hydrant", but just haven't gotten around to it yet. It's coming. Maybe.)

So anyway, these are some original character designs I have been working on for an upcoming project. Can't really go into anymore detail than that. In fact I've probably said too much already.

The Buddy System, Alive and Well

The only way I can attempt to describe the nonsense that you see above is that it's the player select screen of a video game that pits some of the most feared legends of the waterways against each other. While they wait for their number to be called, the contestants often engage in some wily banter. Such wiliness was captured in this instance. As you can see, Player 1 looks to be leaning toward selecting Captain Jack. I believe it's his ability to block out distractions and focus on the task at hand that sets him apart.