Ochocinco is an entertainment monster. He puts people in the stands (literally...I mean, he actually bought some Cincinnati fans seats in Green Bay so he could Lambeau Leap into their embracing arms), commands the attention of every reporter with his antics, and now has even brought his multi-media-mogulness to you, the American public. You can download his app for your phone for a mere $2.99 and be closer to Ocho than ever. I have no shame in announcing I support all of this whole-heartedly. Every part of his life seems interesting to me, so it's only natural that I document even the smallest of moments. And although I cannot confirm that this was an actual conversation between Chad and his quarterback, Carson Palmer...it couldn't be that far off, could it?